Brett v. Sphincter: Sphincter wins

I once met George Brett in Cooperstown. Yes, scotch, spittle and more than one swear word were involved.

Suffice it to say, it would not shock me if that night was one of the "twice a year" he discusses in the following video. Want to know what I'm talking about? Watch it. Trust me. Three minutes and two seconds of Brett redefining what it means to be uncouth.

A nod to Sports Rippers favorite, jeffpearlman.com, where I first watched the vid.