The Maaaaad Backer lets one rip

Frankly, I'm just here as the messenger. This rip comes courtesy of Bart Scott, and I'm just here to share it. He gave one of the all-time rips (or sore loser tirades) following Miami's 30-25 win over the Jets. It was hilarious.

First, some context: To quickly bring those up to speed on what happened in the Jets-Dolphins game, the Dolphins used two kickoff returns by wide receiver stiff and special teams legend Ted Ginn Jr. as well as a fumble return by Jason Taylor to win the game. The Jets outgained the Dolphins 378-104 in yardage and controlled most of the game. The game should not have been close. The Jets should have won by two touchdowns.

Scott, in his self-anointed role as team spokesman, gave the Dolphins credit...well, a little too much credit. Rather than simply offering mundane niceties, he went with the all-sarcastic approach, and essentially compared the 2009 Dolphins offense to the 1999 Rams.

Here is some of what Scott had to say (Remember, the Dolphins had 104 TOTAL YARDS OF OFFENSE):

On the loss in general despite controlling the game:

BS: "It's tough. They're a great team. They'll probably contend for the Super Bowl. They have a tremendous offense -- great running backs, a great quarterback, a great tight end. They are stacked across the board. I'm serious. They are great."

He continued later on...

BS: "They have a tremendous offense and they showed it today. They are Super Bowl contenders and will probably take it all the way."

Don't you just love how he throws in the 'I'm serious.' line?

Bart Scott ladies and gentlemen.

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