Rip City, USA

The mission statement for Rip City, USA has been written, and you can find it here.

I know this site is dedicated to the failings of sports and the people who love them, but the 273 rips and counting contained in the above link are too good to ignore.

Thanks to SI's Hot Clicks for the heads-up.

EDITED, 7:07 P.M. — The link is for a laptop desk for your car steering wheel. Sorry if there was any confusion as to why the comments are "rips," as I said above. Anyway, please read them. You will not be disappointed.